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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️
John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre.

If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it.

Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero.
Instagram: @GroundZeroBlackpool

Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else.

Aspiring novelist. 'Cube' is out now!
Instagram @john.davies.author

#cats #guitar #humour #jokes #writing

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Sunday, September 7, 2025, 9:28 AM (Received Sunday, September 7, 2025, 1:56 PM) • •

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Sunday, September 7, 2025, 9:28 AM (Received Sunday, September 7, 2025, 1:56 PM) • •


Gravy train implies the existence of roast beef articulated lorry, pea coach, carrot bus, parsnip bicycle and roast potato scooter.
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in reply to John "John Davies" Davies ☑️ • Sunday, September 7, 2025, 2:14 PM •
Is that an A gravy train or B gravy train?
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in reply to abeorch • Sunday, September 7, 2025, 5:35 PM • •
@abeorch I was thinking freight train.
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in reply to John "John Davies" Davies ☑️ • Sunday, September 7, 2025, 8:26 PM •

But ...'articulated lorry'?

My preferred Gravy train would be an EMU - and before you say why a bird? Im talking electric multiple unit train..

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in reply to John "John Davies" Davies ☑️ • Sunday, September 7, 2025, 7:56 PM • •
Given the fact that gravy boats already exist, there must be gravy ports and gravy freight terminals.
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in reply to John "John Davies" Davies ☑️ • Sunday, September 7, 2025, 8:50 PM (Received Sunday, September 7, 2025, 11:06 PM) • •
I wanna roast potato scooter!! No no no! A fish'n'chips cargo bike! (Lekkerbekfiets?)
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in reply to StoneBear • Sunday, September 7, 2025, 11:06 PM • •
@stonebear2 It's yours.
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in reply to John "John Davies" Davies ☑️ • Monday, September 8, 2025, 1:43 PM • •
Possibly Horseradish Aircraft and Mustard Boats, unless it's a Gravy Boat? 😇🖖
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in reply to Simon Zerafa • Monday, September 8, 2025, 1:46 PM • •
No it's a gravy train, so mustard boat it is.
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in reply to John "John Davies" Davies ☑️ • Monday, September 8, 2025, 1:48 PM • •
Glad we got that sorted 🤣👍
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in reply to Simon Zerafa • Monday, September 8, 2025, 2:12 PM • •
@simonzerafa It was getting a bit fraught 😬
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